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If you had purchased
$1,000.00 of
Delta Air Lines stock one
year ago you would have $49.00 left. With Enron, you would have had
$16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have
had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of
beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans
for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.
Based on the above, the best current
investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the
401-Keg.
A recent study found the average American
walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found Americans drink,
on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on
average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Makes You Proud To Be An American! :-) |
Environmental
Defenders of McHenry County 
